Tell Us A Joke, Martinez

We could all use a good laugh, and Patch is a great place to share those jokes you've been dying to tell.

It's Wednesday, the middle of the week. Meetings, phone calls, kids are restless and ready to go back to school, and it's two more days until the weekend arrives.

What we need is a good laugh. But the talk shows come on too late for many of us, and humor is not always easy to find when the sun is shining. 

Martinez Patch to the rescue: use your smart phone to flip the camera around, point it at yourself, tell it a joke, and send it to Patch (jim.caroompas@patch.com), or post it in our gallery. As long as it's family friendly, we'll share it and you can spend the rest of your week knowing you've helped your fellow Martizians get through the week a little lighter than before. 

To start things off, your own humble editor has posted a favorite joke. Feel free to post one that is, unlike mine, actually funny. 

Don Guerrero August 08, 2012 at 01:16 PM
As Fozzie Bear would say "wocka wocka wocka"...
Chris Kapsalis August 08, 2012 at 03:16 PM
Brew ha ha Jim.
Robert Rothgery August 08, 2012 at 03:16 PM
Why do dumb blonde jokes have single syllable punch lines? A: So men will understand them.
Carol August 08, 2012 at 04:07 PM
Very Cute Jim!
LB August 08, 2012 at 05:00 PM
The joke of the day is the community alert system in Contra Costa County. Its just not a funny joke.
Jay Olson August 08, 2012 at 11:09 PM
A snail walks into a bank to make a deposit. Then a turtle comes in and robs the bank. Afterward, the police are interviewing the snail and asks him to recount what had happened. The snail says, "I don't know, it all happened so fast."
Chris Kapsalis August 09, 2012 at 11:41 AM
One of my favorite old jokes my grandfather told me. A man ask's God if there is golf in heaven. God says, "Yes son. You tee off at 8 AM tomorrow morning."


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