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Tell Us A Joke, Martinez

We could all use a good laugh, and Patch is a great place to share those jokes you've been dying to tell.

It's Wednesday, the middle of the week. Meetings, phone calls, kids are restless and ready to go back to school, and it's two more days until the weekend arrives.

What we need is a good laugh. But the talk shows come on too late for many of us, and humor is not always easy to find when the sun is shining. 

Martinez Patch to the rescue: use your smart phone to flip the camera around, point it at yourself, tell it a joke, and send it to Patch (jim.caroompas@patch.com), or post it in our gallery. As long as it's family friendly, we'll share it and you can spend the rest of your week knowing you've helped your fellow Martizians get through the week a little lighter than before. 

To start things off, your own humble editor has posted a favorite joke. Feel free to post one that is, unlike mine, actually funny. 

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Palermo May 20, 2013 at 03:32 pm
I have found it's very hard to find a parking spot there. Another negative is the number of theRead More "constant outsdoorsmen" types lurking all around. I've been confronted several times and worried about leaving my car there.
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Beau Behan May 17, 2013 at 09:36 am
Hi Robert, Thanks for dropping in and checking out the blog. The new Patch look is so 'new' as I amRead More still learning to navigate through. Just updated it and added the link to my film review. Thanks again. Cheers!
Robert Rothgery May 17, 2013 at 09:30 am
I am happy to know that Mr. Behan's review of "STID" is now available. Might we knowRead More where it is available? Perhaps I am just an Apple lovin' technopeasant, but despite my frantic serial clicking on text without links, I could not find the actual story. Alas and alack I may never know why there is no darkness in "...Into Darkness" (or Lightness). Oh, and welcome back Jim!
Palermo May 20, 2013 at 03:30 pm
The main reason I don't go to any of the businesses downtown is the lack of parking. What littleRead More there is is taken up by the owners of these establishments. God forbid they park somewhere else less convenient so actual paying customers can frequent their businesses.
Captain Bebops May 19, 2013 at 09:47 am
Jim, then that's yet another penalty for showing up for jury duty. The system needs a big overhaul.Read More
Jim Caroompas May 19, 2013 at 09:27 am
The city is no longer paying for juror parking. In other words, juror or not, if your meter hasRead More expired, you pay.